Posted 1 week ago

austenmarie:

steph-anne:

kaciart:

another-side-o-me:

Meet Clyde…

I don’t know what I was expecting

I CANT fuCKInG BREAT)e FUCZkbfcvxx hahagagahahfhfsyj

IM SOBBING

Posted 6 months ago

spankmehardbarry:

vineing:

how do u get ur grades up in like 6 minutes

image

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Posted 7 months ago
sjws hate reddit because people on tumblrinaction always link to sjw blogs and harass them.
Anonymous asked

Actually, it’s in the rules that people who visit thosel inked blogs SHOULDN’T harass people. However, as the subreddit has grown larger and larger, it’s attracted more and more people who only visit those blogs to verbally attack and belittle them instead of trying to point out why their argument is wrong.

Posted 7 months ago
jetn:

fingersareoptional:

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*prepares party popper*


*nervously shakes the party popper*


*slowly falls asleep with the party popper*


*has a wonderful night with the party popper*


*gets married to the party popper*

It’s a beautiful evening in February. My wife and I are sitting at the fireplace, when suddenly a terrible image appears on the screen of my computer.

My wife looks at me. As I look in her terrified, cardboard eyes, filled with tears, she takes a deep breath, before saying with her shivering voice “It’s what you’ve always wanted, dear. Do it.” My hands start shaking and a lone tear rolls down my cheek. “I can’t, honey. I’m not like that anymore.” “I will do it.” a small voice behind us says. As I turn around, my eyes cross with my son; our son. “You don’t have to do this, Benedict.” I say, as I hold his hands.
Ignoring what I told him, young Benedict Popper-Are Optional holds my wife’s cardboard body in one hand, and her long, beautiful string in the other. With tears in my eyes, I turn my head away. A loud pop sounds behind me and I watch in terror as I see my wife’s confetti spread across the room.
"It’s what you’ve always wanted, dad…" my son says, putting his small, cardboard hand on my shoulder. "Yes," I say, "but not like this… Never like this…"

what the actual fuck

jetn:

fingersareoptional:

fingersareoptional:

fingersareoptional:

fingersareoptional:

fingersareoptional:

fingersareoptional:

*prepares party popper*

*nervously shakes the party popper*

*slowly falls asleep with the party popper*

*has a wonderful night with the party popper*

*gets married to the party popper*

It’s a beautiful evening in February. My wife and I are sitting at the fireplace, when suddenly a terrible image appears on the screen of my computer.

My wife looks at me. As I look in her terrified, cardboard eyes, filled with tears, she takes a deep breath, before saying with her shivering voice “It’s what you’ve always wanted, dear. Do it.” My hands start shaking and a lone tear rolls down my cheek. “I can’t, honey. I’m not like that anymore.” “I will do it.” a small voice behind us says. As I turn around, my eyes cross with my son; our son. “You don’t have to do this, Benedict.” I say, as I hold his hands.

Ignoring what I told him, young Benedict Popper-Are Optional holds my wife’s cardboard body in one hand, and her long, beautiful string in the other. With tears in my eyes, I turn my head away. A loud pop sounds behind me and I watch in terror as I see my wife’s confetti spread across the room.

"It’s what you’ve always wanted, dad…" my son says, putting his small, cardboard hand on my shoulder. "Yes," I say, "but not like this… Never like this…"

what the actual fuck

Posted 7 months ago

Coming From an Asian

politicallyimbalancedbullshit:

politicallyimbalancedbullshit:

I find it funny when my friends express white guilt.

Someone ask me to explain this. Do it.

Gladly!

Well, here’s the thing. People take this too far. They do. And by people, I mean tumblr, for the most part.

"Check your privilege." I swear, if any of…

Posted 7 months ago

Dad on cultural appropriation. (conversation was in Spanish)

  1. Me: Hey Dad, I have a question
  2. Dad: Alright, lets see if it's within my reach
  3. Me: What do you think of cultural appropriation?
  4. Dad: what?
  5. Me: Cultural appropriation.
  6. Dad: I think you mean acculturation.
  7. Me: yeah, I do. But I was using the term the Social Justice Morons use.
  8. Dad: It's a necessary part of being human, you can't just keep the one culture all of your life!
  9. Me: So how offended would you be if a bunch of white people started speaking Spanish?
  10. Dad: Offended? I would be glad, at least they speak my language!
  11. Me: What if a white guy made tacos?
  12. Dad: what kind of taco? why would I be offended? Did I invent it and patent it?
  13. Me: Nope, just an ordinary taco made by a white guy.
  14. Dad: Why would I be offended? It would like a German guy getting offended because I grilled a hamburger
  15. Me: Well, because it's a Mexican food, it was discovered and is integral to Mexican culture. What if a white person doesn't respect the history of the taco.
  16. Dad: When the woman who first created a taco did that, did the Angels descend from heaven with a deed and a copyright form signed by God informing us that only Mexicans can make it?
  17. Me: Nope. It's just a taco.
  18. Dad: Precisely, it's a taco, eat it. I would actually be happy for that white guy, tacos are pretty good.
  19. Me: What if Tyler wanted to celebrate El Dia de Los Muertos? On his own?
  20. Dad: Tell him to pace himself the skulls are made of pure sugar.
  21. Me: What if he wanted to celebrate El Dia de la Independencia?
  22. Dad: Culture is not something handed to you by God to protect and nurse, it's just something that happens to you, and when you think you have it figured out, it changes. That's what cultures do. They change. You know what these people are trying to do, right?
  23. Me: Yeah,
  24. Dad: They want us all to hate each other and not speak to each other. They want us Mexicans in Mexico, Afro-Americans in Africa, Asians in Asia and none of us talking or being nice to each other. With no resources, no trade, no rights, and only the one language that only we're allowed to speak so that we can't communicate with anyone outside. And that's after they'd kill off all the white people. They're like the KKK, if the KKK didn't have balls.
  25. Me: I arrived at the same conclusion.
  26. Dad: Make yourself a coffee.
  27. Dad:
  28. Dad: Just be sure it's Mexican *laughs*
Posted 7 months ago

proudmoore:

deerleisure:

solondonnn:

newyorksjojo:

oohmrleo:

I don’t understand, why did you reblog a picture of a normal dude hanging out on the street

I hate how tumblr does this. Why do people think it’s okay to take pictures of random guys just because they’re “attractive” or whatever? That’s fucked up, and I guarantee if this were a woman instead of a man there would be outrage.

And I know sexism isn’t equal in that sense, but people have a right to privacy. Stop being so damn creepy, y’all.

Um I’m not sure if I’m mistaken but that is a picture of a guy dressed as a squid I believe

Wow that’s rude :/

So much for body positivity on this site smh.

(Source: jeffknkgaming)

Posted 7 months ago

foxyplaydate:

thatblondeperson:

blaineitontheapplejuicee:

mirijade:

jayrockin:

fahrae:

brootalnoodles:

imgengy:

i paid $150 for this textbook 

what

screams

hot

Better than 50 Shades of Grey.

octopus 

Ok before I realized this was about an octopus…..that was the most terrifyingly disturbing thing I had ever read.

I STARTED LAUGHING WHEN THE MAN HAD FIVE ARMS AND HAVEN’T STOPPED YET

(Source: magnezone)

Posted 7 months ago

judal-is-my-spirit-animal:

danceinmylight:

ew white cis men. *worships white cis men celebrities*

Tumblr sjw’s in a nutshell.

Posted 7 months ago

slayboybunny:

being “cute” is really hard because even when youre angry people just kinda giggle at you and say “aw youre so cute when youre angry.” no. stop. recognize my power. image

Posted 7 months ago

wolfstargazing:

For those who might have not have seen this yet, this is Yuzuru Hanyu’s skate for Japan last night at the 2014 Olympics.   He scored a 97.98 on this skate, and currently sits in 1st place!

This is one of the best skates I’ve ever seen and I had to share!

Posted 7 months ago

whoviangoesthere:

therealgingerjedi:

#nailed it

OH MY GOD COLBERT

(Source: sandandglass)

Posted 7 months ago

enryuu:

This season is so dreadful. Because of the currently airing anime being so bad i dont even feel like watching completed shows.

Posted 7 months ago
grreenleaf:

wastelandbabe:

grreenleaf:

look a t my  fucking hair its ? mess

wait wtf that’s my face
wtf you have my face

grreenleaf:

wastelandbabe:

grreenleaf:

look a t my  fucking hair its ? mess

wait wtf that’s my face

wtf you have my face

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Posted 7 months ago

spoken-not-written:

I MA SCRMESAN ING

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